8)V

8)V

8)V (pronounced " eight parentheses 'v' ") is an alien from Mars who came to Earth seeking a mating partner. After hearing from a rather inaccurate distant space magazine that humans were attracted to blue speedos, 8)V wears the spiffy tights in hopes of mating with humans. Only thing  is, it can't differentiate between males and females. It often wears a frog hat and a black jumpsuit to conceal its physical features, such as its eyes, its mouth above its nose, and having ears where one usually would have arms.

Nobody knows what lies underneath the blue speedo. Some suggest male/female body parts, but it could very well hold the key to the universe as well.